Jerusalem

When I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much

Don't ask what kind of music I’m gonna play tonight
Just stay awhile, hear for yourself awhile,
And if you must put me in a box make sure it's a big box
With lots of windows and a door to walk through
And a nice high chimney
So we can burn burn burn
Everything that we don't like
And watch the ashes fly up to Heaven
Maybe all the way to India
I’d like that

All the ancient kings came to my door
They said do you want to be an ancient king too,
I said oh yes very much
But I think my timing’s wrong
They said time is relative
Or did you misread Einstein
I said do you really mean it
They said what do you think we come here for
Our god damn health or something

Everybody's waiting for the Messiah
The Jews are waiting
Christians are waiting
Also the Muslims
It's like everybody's waiting
They been waiting a long time
I know how I hate to wait
Like even for a bus or something
An important phone call
So I can just imagine
How darned impatient
Everybody must be getting
So I think it's time now
Time to reveal myself
I am the Messiah
I am the Messiah
Yes I think you heard me right
I am the Messiah
I was gonna wait til next year
Build up the suspense a little
Make it a really big surprise
But I could not resist
It's like when you got a really big secret
You're just bursting to tell someone
It was sorta like that with this
And now that I’ve told you
I feel this great weight lifted
Dr. Nusbaum was right
He's my therapist
He said get it out in the open

I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
Jerusalem, sweet Jerusalem
And all I ate was olives
Nothing but olives
Mountains of olives
It was a good ten days
I like olives
I like you too

So when I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much